Trollface tried (in private this time, so as to not embarrass himself), and, to his shock, it worked! The scientist was ecstatic! He went again to show his colleagues, but history repeated himself. Morshu gave him a discount on the lamp oil, because he believed Trollface's cause was righteous. He consulted Morshu, knowing the shopkeeper possessed the only type of oil which he hadn't tried, lamp oil. He wanted to know, once and for all, how he could fly. Trollface majored in science and got 3 PhDs, one of which was in Wumbology. He would go on to only conduct experiments in private. He wasn't flying? Why? He was supposed to fly? Humiliated, Trollface ran away to the orphanage, crying all the way. The laughs and bellows of his peers filled his head. He covered himself in the oil and closed his eyes. Soaking wet from the rain, Trollface took out his vile of oil and showed it to his peers. He got a bunch of his classmates and fellow orphans to watch him discover this scientific breakthrough. He sketched out a diagram of his million rupee idea: he would wait for it to rain, cover himself in oil, and fly away. Finally, he could troll physics! Living on an island, it rained very often. He became fascinated with this discovery. He learned a lesson that would change his entire life: oil floats in water. When he got home on his first day, he accidentally spilled some oil in his cup of water. He wanted, especially, to troll the very concept of physics. He wanted to troll cities, cooporations, technology. Their reaction was always the same: shock, confusion, humiliation. Although, he had some wits on him, he really failed in most of science and physics.Įventually, Trollface (that became his nickname due to the face he makes when he laughs), somehow made it to high-school. He called this "Trolling", after his last name. What he liked to do was attempt to get a rise out of the other kids, and when they got mad, he often said things such as "u mad bro?", or "relax dude, no need to be so angry". Trollface had a little fun playing with the other orphans, but most of his fun came at their expense. Gwonam found the child, and took pity on him, and flew him to an orphanage. Trollface was born to unknown Koridaian parents and left to die on the shores of Koridai.
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